Fun With Album Covers

This picture was taken just prior to Tino getting his ass kicked. So much for Latino Machismo. Tino is single handedly tearing down that stereo type. By the way Tino, Ricky Martin wants his hot pants back.



This cover is wrong for two reasons. First the DJ's name Pooh. Maybe Winnie the Pooh if the girls think your cute, but there is nothing sexy or cool about being named after a bowel movement(and is he trying to help her with one? Maybe Dr. Pooh would be more appropriate. "Enema stat nurse"). Second, the word funky between a woman's legs. Use your imaginary smellovision for this one.


Liebe Mutter...Heino translated from German to English reads "I would like a large wiener shnitzel up my hind quarters now." His look had to be Michael Myers inspiration for his character Deiter in the SNL skit "Sprockets". Suddenly David Hasselhoff seems really cool.