Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dougie Fresh




Booh, gotcha. Hi, I'm Doug Henning and welcome to my wonderful rainbow, magic carpet ride-world of magic. The illusions begin as you inhale the magic fatty I rolled this morning. So go ahead, puff puff pass. Now imagine a faraway land and while you do that I will use the art of misdirection. I will pull a penis from my very large gay moustache and make it disappear in a faraway man. Until next time, love, penis, and happiness. Doug.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A large mustache is gay??? Well, of course Doug is, but I had no idea about the mustache.

I have a large mustache, by the way... but my hair isn't long and wavy like his.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

Your right, its not the stache, its who its attached to.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

You would look sexy Dick with wavy long locs.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, you think? I don't know.... maybe. Oh I'm just all confused now.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Sister Christian said...

Oh. My. Jesus.
That is quite the coif he's got goin' on. The sparkly unitard thing he's got goin' on is just too much.
I am at a loss for words for the stache.

4:29 PM  
Blogger Goggles Piasano Ritardo said...

ok, I had to look up the word coif. thanks for the word of the day lesson.

10:45 PM  

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