Im Bored, No, Today I am REALLY Bored
So I picked up this jewel of a journal and knitted a private movie viewing theater so I can watch porno without guilt in public.
P.S. Those are not boobs, that is my backup battery supply. This setup is an energy hog. Anybody know how to knit a kinetic sweater?, carrying all these batteries is killing my back. Now I now how Busty Barbie feels.
Next Issue: For all you single guys I will include instructions on how to knit a vagina.
P.S. Those are not boobs, that is my backup battery supply. This setup is an energy hog. Anybody know how to knit a kinetic sweater?, carrying all these batteries is killing my back. Now I now how Busty Barbie feels.
Next Issue: For all you single guys I will include instructions on how to knit a vagina.
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 12:02 PM
View blog reactions
6 Comments:
Are you watching and masturbating at the same time?
If so, cool!
yeah, I thought you might catch on.
I didn't completely understand this, but it was fun to read. I'm sure I'll understand it when I'm not stoned.
It come with time my child. Sleep on it or eat a bag of Doritos to quench your munchies than sleep it off. Peace.
Hmmm, you say they're "not boobs", but....
their battery boobs. and watch out for the third sleeve sans.
Post a Comment
<< Home