Xmas Especial 3rd and Last Ghost
Bang, bang, bang at my door. I thought I sent those horse teeth horse lovin freaks on their way. I ran over to the door and Shazaam!! Jim Nabors was standing there with a grin on his face like someone just gave him a shiny new bicycle. He went on and on about how he was supposed to be the 3rd ghost of Christmas Especials past but he got side tracked with my exquisite door knob and how shiny and hard it was and the shape was just right (for what? I didn't ask). Well howdy neighbor I'm here to spread Christmas cheer, Jim said. Well Golly its the day after new years, hope you enjoyed my door knob fucker. I then slammed the door, put out the camp fire and went to bed. What lesson did I learn? People fucking irritate me even more during Christmas.
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 12:12 PM
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Um, between you and me, "Mr." Nabors always struck me as someone who preferred handles over knobs, if you catch my drift...
Dick Small has that shit
on his Ipod
sure.. he won't admit it
but it's true
Hahahaaaa
Teri told you, didn't she....
Gomer Pyle? Gomer Pyle is the 3rd ghost?! Well gollllllyyyy.
I emailed me you with my email address. Hit me up!
Damn there's that Barb chick again...
do you think barb can read our percent body fat through her blog? I don't know about you dick but if I was any leaner my body would be a negative vortex and suck the fat of anyone I passed.
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