Tips for the Catholic Church to increase Sunday attendance
I have great ideas I would like to someday present to the Pope. As we all know over the years the attendance at mass has suffered. I will list a few of my ideas to help increase the numbers during the hot summer months:
1. Offer a holy guacamole dip for that dry communion wafer. Heck, we already have the wine to wash it down.
2. Try out new flavored communion wafers at mass like sour cream and onion or BBQ and sell the most popular ones at the gift shop.
3. How about a slice of lemon in the holy water?
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 10:52 AM
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I think they should make them in chocolate! My dad's catholic so for his sake every now and then I go to church with him. I always struggle not to spit the wafer out at the priest. My dad says I am evil. (sigh)
come on its just a bad cracker. tell your nice father that the pop is evil for backing such a dry potentially hazardous cracker. They should put that Ahogar warning sign behind the alter during communion.
"holy guacamole"... hahaa
better yet, what about holy vodka? sunday mornings will be our little happy hour ;)
I could do that as long as it is blessed.
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