Dick-Tator Quagmire
And now while I'm using the "F" word liberally, how the fuck did this guy become a dictator? Did he out ugly everyone into submission? I can imagine him as an adolescent locked in his room dateless, friendless, desperate and panning for white gold in his pants while thinking..."How can I get popurar with the radies cause everyone knows I ruv the radies. I got it. I will become dictator and if that doesn't work I will fall back on my singing career."
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 9:10 PM
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You're pretty much brilliant. Love the posts.
The more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you.
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)
trustNjesus ALWAYS, dear,
and wiseabove to Seventh-Heaven...
cuzz the only other realm aint too cool.
God bless your indelible soul.
The more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you.
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)
trustNjesus ALWAYS, dear,
and wiseabove to Seventh-Heaven...
cuzz the only other realm aint too cool.
God bless your indelible soul.
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