Friday is Brought to You by Krispy Kreme and Jake and the Fat Man

Its with deepest regret that our beloved Krispy Kreme is leaving us here in Houston. The announcement came yesterday. I must hurry and freeze back two million or so until the promised one returns as the company states. Oh, the doughy sweet soft texture. I could sleep on a bed of them or eat them in a chocolate milk shower. But, I draw the line at the Krispy Kreme thong. Thought about it, drew it up, began assembly but finally realized the sugary coating chapped my crack.