Coffee, Sex and Sports

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....I hate Mondays. Hate? That's such a strong word fella. Fuck youuuuu. Where's my coffee. I need my drug. The excitement of consuming mass quantities is giving me a semi. What's better than coffee? Sex. What could be better than that? Coffee and sex. And even better than that? Coffee, sex, chased down with a beer, pizza and Maalox all the while watching sports. Oh I think I feel a little light headed...hi grandma...where are we....