Dream Big
When I was a wee lad I wanted to grow up and be a rock star just like the captain. If I were lucky after several hits on the road I would score a saucy wench worthy of my company such as Tennille. We would be making muskrat love all the way to the bank.
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 7:47 AM
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Doh! I was just about to make a muskrat love joke but you beat me to it.
i still don't know what the song is about but no matter how good it may be, which I doubt, the name is just too funny.
I had the second album. I got it from Columbia House. One of the songs went "Oh, everybody needs a home where all the vibrations are flowing in a positive way"... hahaaa
Columbia House? Were you an 8-track of the month club member? That song sounds very fung shui.
What's the point in dreaming if they aren't big?
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage"
--Anais Nin
HUH? OK WHO INVITED MRS. DOUG HENNING TO THE PARTY?
I forgot I was on an ANCIENTS' blog
Yeah, that sounded like a 'Doug Henning-ism'...
And nope, not the 8-track. The vinyl album. Dad had the 8-tracks, because he left us and could afford such luxuries.
Oh wow the horror, the torture. It's all coming back to me now. Freshman year college. I was working at k-mart and the captain and his bowl hair cutted wife were on the music rotation for like 3 months. I was forced to listen to all of their tunes. To this day I can't hear "Love Will Keep Us Together" without puking in my mouth a bit.
thats what you get for threatening to sing new kids on the block.
Yeah but with NKOB you can at least do that bouncy foot kicking dance and shake what ya mama gave you. You can't do that with the captain and his mrs. By the way...Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance
Just get on the floor and do the New Kids dance
Don't worry about nothing cause it won't take long
We're gonna put you in a trance with the funky song
Cause you gotta be...
Hangin' tough...
may your father take you to communion and give you the driest wafer the father saves for the evil ones.
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