Stop That Shit

Linda #1 from my previous story Linda and Linda or Linda Squared has a compulsion for anorexic behavior now, if I hadn't mentioned it yet. She was a tad pudgy before she met this fella half way across the country (cause everyone is on to her in the southwest region of the U.S.). Well she had this short but heated long distant relationship going so she started this bootcamp (brainwash camp) and exercises obsessively now. I am all about being healthy but she does squats when waiting for a fax or a phone call or between picking her nose. I'm sorry but the only time I squat is when I drop the kids off at the pool. And here we go again, now she is squatting at the fax machine and the image in my brain...I need one of those men in black brain erasers. Maybe I'll just run a pencil up my nose and scramble my frontal lobe.