Tinky Winky Exposed His Dinky
In the news for the younger crowd, (since yesterdays story might have referenced an older generation)Tinky Winky was busted flashing his dinky in a public restroom at Harrod's late yesterday. In a police report released this morning Tinky's only reply to the charges was "Eh-Oh". His manager states that Tinky is innocent of all charges and will make a comeback with the Teletubbies soon, but would not elaborate on the details.
posted by Goggles Piasano Ritardo at 8:51 AM
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Good lord say it isn't so. I don't know how much more I can take. Next thing you'll be telling me that Rainbow Brite was a meth head and that Jem was running an international sex slave ring using her modeling agency as a front while laundering money for the Japanese mob.
I heard he was arrested for smoking crack with big bird and animal from the muppets.
Then he skipped his court appearance. Yeah, Tinky Winky
is Spiraling Out of Control. sad.
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