Bumpkin Holiday

About this time of year every country bumkin, tobacco chewin, dulley truck drivin redneck pulls into town for the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo at the Astrodome (Reliant Center now). It just so happens that I live just down the road from this palace. These so called cowboys walk around all smug with their boot wearin and 10 gallon hats like they own the place. Some have the nerve to go a lookin down at us city slickers (while screwing up our already heavy traffic) like we just don't know what kinda fun were missin flinging cow pies and such. Well let me tell you somethin Mr Cowboy here's somethin you can swallow with that tobacco spit you leave on our sidewalks. Us city slickers are the ones hostin the biggest livestock show and rodeo in the world. So if it aint good enough fur ya, take your country ass back to the woodshed and have your own five finger rodeo partner.