Halloween Costume

I really like halloween. Maybe it's the memories of childhood. Free candy and you get to be whatever you want which, back in day, is when you actually had an imagination. The thing I hate now as an adult during halloween is trying to figure out a freakin costume. So to make it easy, this year I will go as a big asshole. It may be a stretch for some and maybe not for others. But at least I can say upfront when I arrive that I am coming as an asshole so there will be no high expectations of my behavior and it gives me license to be...well...a big asshole. Yes, this is genius.