Fat Kids

Are kids today really fatterer or obeastier? Or, am I shrinking? I don't think I'm getting any smaller. What is causing this? We had McDonald's and Pizza Hut when we were kids and we didn't become fat asses. Just check out these cute little lard boxes with feet. Their parents should be arrested and the kids taken into CPS custody. The kids should then be shipped out to lard ass camp or camp fat ass like Cartman (Southpark reference for those who deprive themselves of this quality production). Check out the bottom photo. I believe they are testing out the theory "Whence fat the penis shrinks".