Thursday, January 12, 2006

Apple Dreams

I have always wanted a Mac but could never quite afford one. Unfortunately Santa didn't bring one this Christmas. Can you, will you please make one Mac fans dream come true? No donation is too small. Updates on my Mac status will follow. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Im In A Truckin Kinda Mood Today. See Ya Down The Road Jack!

Hey there where ya goin’? Not exactly knowin'
Who says you have to call just one place home.
He’s goin’ everywhere, B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.

He just keeps on movin’. Ladies keep improvin’
Every day is better than the last.
New dreams and better scenes,
And best of all I don’t pay property tax.

Rollin’ down to Dallas. Who’s providin’ my palace?
Off to New Orleans or who knows where.
Places new and ladies, too, I’m B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear

Chicks dig guys with monkey breath!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Jer Jer Binks

Jer, you come up with a clever name for a blog site and don't write anything. I was thinking about linking your blog to mine, but what's going on man? You used to have an opinion on everything, especially after an all night binge on Jack in the Box 99 cent two for one tacos. And after you washed it down with several 40 ounce shaefer lights, oh God we just couldn't shut you up. But really you talked enough with out all the mastication stimulation. I want everyone to inspire the Jer to inspire us with his charm wit and prose. Go gettem Jer.
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  • Sunday, January 01, 2006

    To The Bat Pole

    Happy New Year all! Sorry I was gone so long. The bust to the bat pole was glued shut with dried up eggnog. At least I think it's dried up eggnog. Anywho I was stuck up in this dreary stuffy mansion with some old cranky bastard looking for his Depends so he would quite crapping his pants. Does dried up eggnog turn brown? Anyone? Anyone?