Monday, November 28, 2005

For the Ladies, Cause I Love the Ladies! Grrrrrrrrr...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Well, Duuuuuuh!

By TAREK AL-ISSAWI (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
November 16, 2005 4:07 PM EST

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - Michael Jackson has stirred a small controversy in the United Arab Emirates by entering the ladies room in a shopping mall.

The pop star's publicist said Jackson, who arrived in Dubai this week as the guest of a champion rally driver, did not understand the Arabic sign on the door and left the bathroom as soon as he realized his mistake.

But local newspapers reported that the 47-year-old performer did not quickly leave the bathroom and was spotted applying makeup before leaving.

White Trash Wednesday

Beauty hints from Brenda Lee:

Whoa! 6 one night stands in 2 days. How does a woman of my status keep fresh? A little Aqua Net and Jean Nate under the arms and I'm good to go. Oh and one other secret, keepin the little misses downstairs wiskers short sure saves on the bath water.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Spank the Monkey

Where did this term come from? I'm not comparing, but mine doesn't look like a monkey and I'm not spanking it. It's kinda sensitive to corporal punishment. Maybe there is someone out there more perverted then me dressing up his John Thomas like Bonzo and flogging it merrily. While contemplating this dilemma it might help to play this innocent version of "spank the monkey" to loosen up the morals a bit. Click below to play fast or slow.
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  • Friday, November 11, 2005

    When I Grow Up Yo!

    When I grow up I want to make beats and fill in as a background rapper.

    Girls Gone Wild

    Two Panthers cheerleaders arrested in Tampa bar scrum
    TAMPA (AP) — Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line.

    I don't know about you, but I think the world would be a better place if there were more cheerleader lovin around.

    Thursday, November 10, 2005

    In the News

    It was reported last night that P-diddy sprained his groin after being thrown off the dance floor by a rather large booty up in da club.

    From a Country Where Breasts Don't Exist

    Chinese Try to Build Better Bra

    November 10, 2005 7:48 AM EST
    BAGUALING, China - The Chinese are serious about building a better bra. There's now a degree in bra studies at Hong Kong's Polytechnic University.

    And China's biggest lingerie manufacturer, Top Form, has a bra lab at its factory. The company makes more than 60 million bras a year for well-known labels like Victoria's Secret, Playtex and Maidenform.

    The Wall Street Journal reports Top Form has been experimenting with various types of padding to give the bust a boost. They've tried air, but like tires it was prone to flats.

    Oil-filled pads were too expensive and heavy.

    Now, the company is trying a filling made from a thin type of fiberfill, the stuffing used ski parkas.

    Monday, November 07, 2005

    Know the Toe

    For all of you who don't know...get to know...know the toe and click below!
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  • Thursday, November 03, 2005

    Tis the Season for Roasted Nuts

    Electrocuted squirrel starts grass fire

    (11/1/05 - BYRAM, MS) - An electric lineman believes a squirrel started a grass fire Monday after the critter was electrocuted and fell from a power line onto parched ground.

    It's been more than a month since significant amounts of rain have fallen in central Mississippi, though some showers were expected late Monday. Burn bans are in effect in this Jackson suburb and many other nearby communities.

    Passing motorists saw a flash and heard a loud pop, then saw ashes falling from the power line. The spark ignited a grassfire, which spread to nearby pine trees and charred a fence. Byram volunteer firefighters responded within minutes.

    An Entergy lineman arrived as the flames were extinguished and found the probable cause of the fire the squirrel's charred body.

    One of the motorists, Calvin Russell told Jackson's WLBT-TV: "I'm a country boy, so I'm thinking dinner time."