Sunday, July 30, 2006

Paint This Fother Mucker

I have been painting the inside of my house for days while contractors remodel my kitchen and bathroom. I just want to set off a fucking paint bomb and be done at once. I find myself at Home Depot everyother day for this brush or that roller. Are they really reusable? I blast the shit with water and there still is a skin of paint on the brushes and the rollers bleed paint for hours. My water bill and back yard are flooded. Im just goin gansta and getting a paint gun and take this bitch down.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006


Finally, my hands are free. That was the longest hemorrhiodal pruritic moment of my life. It seems like it was almost three months long. Now that I have my butt paste and I have washed my hands in gasoline, I'm back in business.