Thursday, June 26, 2008

Spreadin Some Luv Jimmy Style


Jimmy Hat

My name is Jimmy Jam and I likes to Jam on my Jimmy.Some people think its just bird droppins, but its all love from me to you, Love Jimmy.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Santa in the Off Season

If anyone is wondering where Santa is staying this summer, I spotted him hanging from a tree in downtown L.A. across the street from the Catholic Cathedral. Doesn't he look tan, rested and ready for Xmas?

Monday, June 16, 2008

What Happened to the Mall?

Yesterday I decided to finally shop for clothing. Its been a long time because, while I like fashion, I don't like to shop. My parachute pants are starting to fade and have a few holes. So I went to the local mall to buy some replacements and maybe pick up another rope belt and some checkered sleeveless shirts. As I walked up and down the mall and I just couldn't find Chess King. What the hell happened to Chess King? I went to the info booth and I think they laughed at me. I finally gave up and decided to unwind at the Gold Mine Arcade. A few games of Donkey Kong or Ms Pacman might help relax me. When I arrived...I just can't go games...whats Libby Lu? I need a Xanax

Friday, June 06, 2008

Love and Hate

I love Scooby Doo. I hate scrappy. He is a scab used for a ratings boost during sweeps week. He is an annoying Napoleon complex little fucker.