Thursday, February 23, 2006

Im Feelin a Bit Thuggy Today

If that damn beard didn't itch so much, I would still have it today. Now I am a clean shaven shaggy look alike.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Brokeback Mountain on Ice

As always with a popular movie it must ultimately be validated and tested on ice.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Pac to Pak

The Tao of Pa(ck). Nostradamus predicted the coming of the great Pa(ck)s. First there was the chicken pox, but then the Pa(ck)s personified. When aligned they are known as one, Chopra Shaqur.

1. Witness when alignment occurs, the Pa(ck) has been known to heal caps that be busted up in da ass upon impact.
2. It was told in revelations when you smell of the curry in your aromatherapy that the 2pacalypse has cometh.
3. Do not call upon the Pa(ck), the Pa(ck) will call upon you.
4. If the Pa(ck) begins to stare, one must never look directly unto the Pa(ck) unless donning a pair of blue blockers out of respect.
5. Two Pa(ck)s are better than one.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Blog on Biatch its Thursday

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day Pussycat

Monday, February 13, 2006

Pre Hunting Intellegence Was Questionable

In an apparent error in pre hunting intellegence, vice president Dick Cheney shoots his hunting buddy Harry Wittington when he mistaked him for an Al Qaeda operative.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Charmed I'm Sure

Now honestly, I thought this show would barely make it through the first season. It just shows you how much Aaron Spelling knows about the power of cleavage. Let me take a guess what the main reason it is some of us still pop in every once in awhile to see whats going on with the 3 ladies. Would it be the Allysa factor as well? There is only one thing better than cleavage and thats magic cleavage. CONJURE ME UP SOME MAMMARIES WOMAN....sorry, just a peak..maybe please..

Friday is Brought to You by Krispy Kreme and Jake and the Fat Man

Its with deepest regret that our beloved Krispy Kreme is leaving us here in Houston. The announcement came yesterday. I must hurry and freeze back two million or so until the promised one returns as the company states. Oh, the doughy sweet soft texture. I could sleep on a bed of them or eat them in a chocolate milk shower. But, I draw the line at the Krispy Kreme thong. Thought about it, drew it up, began assembly but finally realized the sugary coating chapped my crack.

Friday, February 03, 2006

The Chinese Actually Patent Stuff? Like What? The Art of Designer Purse Replication

China's Patent Applications Rocket in 2005 Fri Feb 3, 11:20 AM ET

The number of patent applications from China rocketed in 2005, boosting the country to 10th from 13th place in the number filed, the U.N. agency that oversees intellectual property said Friday.

More than 134,000 applications were filed worldwide in 2005, up almost 10 percent from the previous year. The United States remained in the top spot, said the World Intellectual Property Organization.

"The rate of growth from Japan, Republic of Korea and China continues to be exceptional, reflecting the rapidly expanding technological strength of those countries," said Francis Gurry, deputy director general of WIPO.

The number of patent applications from China rose 44 percent from 2004 to an estimated 2,452, overtaking Australia, Canada and Italy, according to WIPO.

Japan, whose number of patent filings rose 24 percent to 25,145, took second place in the rankings ahead of Germany, France and Britain. South Korea overtook the Netherlands in sixth place, with 4,747 applications, up 34 percent from 2004.

For a flat fee of 1,400 Swiss francs ($1,100) companies can file a request for patent protection in any or all of the 128 countries, including the United States, that have signed up to the system. WIPO registers the applications, publishes them and carries out an examination to determine whether the product or process in the application appears to be new.

Dutch manufacturer Royal Philips Electronics NV led the way for international corporations with 2,492 applications, followed by Japan's Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. with 2,021.

Siemens AG of Germany dropped from second place last year to third, with 1,402 applications, followed by Nokia Corp. with 898, and Robert Bosch GmbH with 843.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Birthday Boy

Today's my birthday. Kinda narcissistic huh? Well, I don't love myself as much as other people love me so there. I'm sorry, I work in an overly estrogenized office. Don't get me wrong. It has its perks. Or perkies. Like, I get a cake and a fully decorated desk. Im tellin you I don't think it matters who you are here but the ladies love to have any excuse to decorate the office and have desert. I guess it justifies breaking their endless dieting and you know what? As many fad diets as these women have been on over the years they have only gotten thicker. There is an exception. The few who have gone on the anoxeric diet by Dr. Anorexia. Let me tell you that shit works too well. Now I hope they put a little testosterone in my cake because I'm having the urge to save the bows on my presents because there just so pretty.