Potty Mouth Time Kids

From the book: The Big Book Of Filth: 6500 Sex Slang Words and PhrasesClick on the title.

For sexual intercourse: Carve a slice, shake a tart, sink the soldier, spear the hairy donut, throw the D, lead the llama to the lift shaft, play mummies and daddies

Sex for one: organize the family jewels, iron some wrinkles, dust the end table, sand the banister, decongest the weasel, pump the monkey

Monkey Business

Im worried (if i'm Beagle Beegle) about getting sacked by big hairy Grape Nuts or getting jammed by a large log in the road.

It's A Blustery Day Says Pooh!

At least for us here in the Texas.

F.U. Flu

I've been bed ridden at my wife's house with the flu. We are renovating mine and my computer of course is in my house. I never thought you could get bored watching 999 channels. I did get a flu shot but I guess I got the special strain. Lucky me. So F.U. flu leave me alone. Go bug someone else.

A Clipping From the Redneck Review

Spicy Fried Roach Drumettes. Hot wings? Hell no. Too much fat. Just give me some hot sauce, 100 dozen roach drummettes and some malt liquor, boy howdee.
The winner of the first annual fried roach drumette eating contest ate over 1123 dozen legs and then was rushed to the dentist for an emergency flossing.

Cardiologist Approved Food Groups

A cardiologist I work with is in his seventies and smokes. Better than that he brings a brown bag for lunch everyday. As he opens the bag out comes a can of coke, bag of Fritos and a Snickers bar. As everyone in the break room gasps he replies, what? you have all the essential food groups here. He doesn't worry about his health being a cardiologist but manages to push a few strands of hair across his baren zone on top of his head as he walks off.

Hump Day is Now Potty Humor Day

The Big Book Of Filth: 6500 Sex Slang Words and Phrases
This has to be one of my favorite reference books of all time. And now a few excerpts from the book:
Testicles=acorns, Christ apples, clappers, happy sack, velvet orbs. Vagina=chin rest,arse, bumshop, love flesh, where the monkey sleeps, cock chafer, birds nest, milk pan...

Hump Day Patrol

This is Buford T Justice saying kiss my pie hole all day long.

Red Hots Are Back

Since Blood Sugar Sex Magic I can't remember a CD that was great from front to back until the Red Hot Chili Peppers released there recent CD, and whats more is it is a double CD for double the pleasure.