Where's My Marathon Bar?

I miss that chocolaty gooey caramel candy bar. A similar bar exists called the curley wurley, but it's a poor substitute. If the caramel isn't gooey enough to simulate a large loogey in the back of your throat and gag you a few times, it's not good caramel.

Rangers Alert

Just back from the outer galaxy Disneyland sir. We have eliminated the threat from the planet "Its a small world afterall" and all those who actually think its fun to go there, if you know what I mean.

It's My Birthday Tomorrow!

And guess who's coming?

Did Eddie Van Halen Get His Break First as a Bugaloo?

Oh Ma Gawd I Bin Hypnotized!