Is it Halloween Yet?

Last night I went down to the cellar to grab a Schlitz popsicle and frozen burrito from the freezer and this beauty was jammin to my old school funk vinyl collection. "WTF, thats my prize collection beotch." She began to shower me with her death breath so I turned it up a notch and brushed her teeth with a pick ax. Next time your over and go down to the cellar watch your step around the freezer, the grounds a bit soft.

Where's Dick?