I Wonder if They Make it in Pussy Cat Flavor?

Turn on the Lights Fuckers

12 days and no electricity. Come on paw, keep rubbin dem sticks we need some fire so cookie can git tha grub ready. Where's my Cub Scout book when I need it? Anybody want to send me a hurricane package? Devil Dogs?

My House Took a Lickin and Keeps on Tickin

No power no water no problem. At the in-laws. Where's Brownie? I need him to do a heck of a job to get over here and fix everything up. Kiss my ass Ike.

Thanks for the Laugh Slack

glumbert - Jesus Is My Friend

Have an Atomically Smashing Good Time!

Has the atom smasher disproved hell yet. I'm going out this weekend and need to know!!!

We Got A Storm a Comin'

Wouldn't you know it. I put a contract on a new home and I am getting my home ready to sell. And somebody named Ike wants to visit. Inlaws!@#%$#%#$!!!!

Ye Olde Gansta

My classmates would make fun of me because I would sit in class and make gangsta rap sound like it came out of a Disney musical. And then one day I saw this and lost it.

Who Turned Out Da Lights Yo?