Christmas Shopping

I was talking with a co-worker about Christmas shopping a few weeks before the big day. She has a teenage daughter that wanted clothes from Abercrombie. That place is so loud, I said ( I can't believe that came out of my mouth. Am I getting old?). And dark, she said. Then she started to laugh and say, when I was there last I saw a lady with ear plugs and a flashlight.

Back to Work

Finally back after the holidays and wouldn't ya know it, I left my lunch pale at home.

Merry Hairy Christmas from the Old Hoff to the New Hoff

Reindeer Spotting

A rare spotting of one of Santa's carbon based levitation units used to acquire air supremacy on Christmas day. This was taken by me in Colorado last summer. I heard rumors they train in the Rockies in the off season.

Beauty Queens are People Too!

Everyone deserves a second chance. If she doesn't cut it she can still be the queen of Lindsey Lohan Land or Tara "woohoo where's the party" Reid Drunken Monkey Island.

Gorillatude

I took this picture at the San Diego Zoo. I am thankful there was a glass wall between us. I just can't figure out what he was thinking.

Sayeth the Lord

I consider myself a Christian, but I do question things. I am not of the blind faith club. We are human and all we know is word of mouth and witness accounts. I like evidence. Still something inside me says there is a greater presence regardless.

The statement that I have heard through the years and recently is "God works in mysterious ways". Why? Why can't he work in obvious ways so we can see him at work? Wouldn't that just strengthen our faith more? Why would he make it a puzzle? It's hard enough out here. Please help.

PS: Happy Birthday Jesus.

Afro Cakes Beeyotch! Recognize My Buttermilkness

I will never enjoy a pancake quite the same. Soul glo instead of syrup I think not.

Where's Sigmond?

What kind of drugs was this kid on seeing seamonsters in his room and all?

Just in Time For the Holidays...Christmas Nutz!

Its BAaaaaaAck!

Once a year the McRib returns. It's always in the winter here in Texas. I wonder why they don't choose the summer when everyone is in the mood for barbeque. I don't care. I'm heading to McD's. Luckily they have one in the hospital to satisfy my craving. I know some of you think it should be called the Crap Rib. I think of it as McBliss in a bun. And no, I am not a pregnant woman.

Results of a Google Image Search on the Word Ritardo

Colonel Ninja

In Japan they call Colonel Sanders "Kentucky Ojiisan". Translation: Kentucky Grandpa. In front of most KFC's in Japan there will be a fiberglass replica of the american colonel. In print ads you may see what looks like a ninja assassin cleaverly disguised as the colonel ready to slice and dice unsuspecting chickens in the night with a drumstick in his right hand.

Japanese School is in Session

The Japanese love diagrams. They are obviously visual learners. I do not need to explain these pics as they explain themselves very well.