The Darker Side of Light

The battle ax runeth through my veins today as I conquer the high ground of cubicle canyon and my theme song to the battle is Iced Earth's "The Dark Saga". Arrrrgh.

UFO

I was reading that several people in a small town in Texas spotted a UFO. And as usual it was in the country and there was a near by airforce base that denied seeing anything on radar. "When we goin to catch one of those green critters paw?"

Xmas Especial 3rd and Last Ghost

Bang, bang, bang at my door. I thought I sent those horse teeth horse lovin freaks on their way. I ran over to the door and Shazaam!! Jim Nabors was standing there with a grin on his face like someone just gave him a shiny new bicycle. He went on and on about how he was supposed to be the 3rd ghost of Christmas Especials past but he got side tracked with my exquisite door knob and how shiny and hard it was and the shape was just right (for what? I didn't ask). Well howdy neighbor I'm here to spread Christmas cheer, Jim said. Well Golly its the day after new years, hope you enjoyed my door knob fucker. I then slammed the door, put out the camp fire and went to bed. What lesson did I learn? People fucking irritate me even more during Christmas.