Im Bored, No, Today I am REALLY Bored

So I picked up this jewel of a journal and knitted a private movie viewing theater so I can watch porno without guilt in public.
P.S. Those are not boobs, that is my backup battery supply. This setup is an energy hog. Anybody know how to knit a kinetic sweater?, carrying all these batteries is killing my back. Now I now how Busty Barbie feels.
Next Issue: For all you single guys I will include instructions on how to knit a vagina.

Merry Christmas

Ill. Gov. Blagojevich pledges to fight, won't quit until he gets his bangs cut

Lordy Maw, I want me some Kookies

Christmas List

I'm on my second box of Captain Crunch. Boy is the roof of my mouth numb and those aren't crunch berries baby, its blood. I'm in it all the way. Two more boxes and the Big Wheel is mine. Go Get Yours Here!!! BIG WHEEL



Or, I may settle for one of these babies: Sweet....

Santa Claus Oi

Someone today told me Santa Claus was Jewish. Is this true?

Good Gawd

James Brown has been reincarnated as a blonde.

Breakfast and Music Rules

I like my metal crunchy like my breakfast.