For the Ladies

How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

Giggity

My Hot Wife Mrs Ritardo

Reminds me of That Girl Double Hotttt

Handsome Bastard

The Arrival and Opening of the Funny Bones

The Funny Bones are here! Thanks to Mia at Shaken not Stirred. I still like getting packages in the mail like a kid. I can't wait to open it. I grab the box and settle on the couch and look for a corner to start on. I rotate the box several times and realize it's like looking at a flying saucer from one of those cheesy scifi flix.



There are NO SEAMS. Impressive packaging Mia. I retrieve the scissors from the kitchen and make a seam. I peal back the first layer to find...




another layer. Oh man, she going to make me work for it. That's o.k. I will fill in the calorie deficit soon. I cut through the second layer to the box and tear off the top and what's inside?..



another layer. This ones easy though. I unwrap the last layer to find the Funny Bones in a plastic grocery sac. I can only surmise that the multi-layering was to: 1. Keep the pastrys fresh and 2. It is true what they say about the rats in NYC being big and mean.

The Tasting of the Funny Bones

Finally the Funny Bones are free from their long journey and cardboard incarceration.



They are still warm and moist as though they were just pulled from the oven or a hot delivery truck (whichever fantasy fits your needs).



Now lets take a bite. Nice moist chocolate but the first one missed the peanut butter station so I must go for the second one. Yes this is the ticket. I have to say they are pretty good. I like peanut butter more than chocolate but not by much. I haven't had a Devil Dog in years but what I remember is that they were very tasty as well. This is tough. I think I like Funny Bones just as well as Devil Dogs, but I may just give it one hundreds of a second better flavor time just because the addition of peanut butter in the mix.

Reality TV

I like watching that show The Bachelor. There's a show I understand. It's one guy and twenty five girls. Sounds like a good party. But The Bachelorette, I don't get it. It's one girl and twenty five guys. I mean, who wants to marry the whore?

From the wisdom of Jamie Kennedy.

My Hero White Chocolate

Its Monday, And Only Astronaut Jones Can Put a Smile on My Face.

SING ALONG EVERYONE

"Rocket
I'm taking a rocket.
I'm packing my suitcase
Hey, look out, Moon!

Yeah, a rocket
into outer space.
Goodbye, human race
I'll be there soon.

Blast off!
For fun and adventure.
There's a fair adventure
collecting stones.

Yeah, it's my way
on the ol' space highway.
That's why they all say
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"

Hey!"

Bully For Me

I Love My Fans

Vs.

Funny Bones are a good spackle to patch up the shower and tub.

Devil Dogs are a good treat after a hard day spackling up the shower and tub.

Mr. Cookies Speaks, Then Looses it!

Gday Everyone, Ice Coffee for All

If everyone was here today I would buy them an ice coffee in honor of Friday.